Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project — published, submitted, in progress, for your cat — whatever.
John doesn’t even think, just starts unbuttoning Sherlock’s shirt as Sherlock undoes his belt. “They’re in your shirt, Sherlock, Christ, here, let’s get it all off, sorry,” John says, and strips Sherlock as efficiently as he ever has any emergency patent until Sherlock is standing in the middle of the room in nothing but his bright blue pants.
“Oh, hell, Sherlock, they really did get you,” John says, examining what looks like over two dozen stings on Sherlock’s chest and legs. “Tell me you’re not allergic.”
“No,” Sherlock moans piteously. “But it burns.”
John takes him by the arm and pulls him upstairs. “I imagine it does. Come on, up you go. I sound like my mum, but you’re getting an oatmeal bath.”
The prospect of more Through the Clouds makes me get all:

Sherlock smiles, a tinge of thanks in his gaze. “Any chance we could get Chinese delivered out here? I’m famished.”
John looks around at their home, feels the unrelenting quiet of the place without the bustle of London all around them. “Sherlock, and you know I say this as your friend, without malice. But there isn’t a chance in hell.”
With more than heartfelt thanks - with a whole lot of fucking gratitude - to Mydwynter and HiddenLacuna, who kicked my ass, put up with my whining, and made sure this chapter was better than they found it. <3
Sorry for how long this has taken to update. This chapter almost killed me, ya’ll. The dreaded middle, my new nemesis.
Dreaded middle be damned. I love this story.
*RUNS LIKE A MANIAC*
Hahaha, you nut. I really hope it satisfied.:) And thanks, Bran. it wouldn’t be half of what it is without your help.
Also, timezone reblog! :)
Reading this lovely story thus far has been like curling up in your favorite chair by the fire with a blanket, a hot toddy, and a good book. It’s warm, quiet, and full of promises of good things to come.
John and Sherlock meet the first time during the summer of 1992 in Bournemouth - John is a lifeguard, earning money during his gap year before he goes to medical school. Sherlock has been dragged along on a final family holiday before he goes to Cambridge. They meet, and its the most interesting thing that’s happened to either of them the entire summer.
He’s a bit of an oddity, this beautiful boy with his bucketful of jellyfish, but John likes him immensely. Proud and defiant and brilliant. John grins at him and gently swirls a stick through the bucket of jellies, watching them pulse and float through the water.
“You’re not wrong. You’re amazing, in fact. I’m John Watson. Would you like to go, maybe get something to eat?”
The boy grins, a bright, lopsided smile that makes John’s heart skip a beat. “The name’s Sherlock Holmes. And I’d love to.”
Maz wrote a new fic. Maz wrote a new fic. Maz wrote a new fic. Maz wrote a new fic. Maz wrote a new fic.
Did I, um, mention that Maz wrote a new fic? Yes? Oh, good.
:)
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Summary: Sherlock takes a remarkably early retirement at 47, and convinces John that a change of pace would do them both good. They buy an old cottage on the South Downs, and exchange their nonstop life in Baker Street for quiet contemplation, bee studies, and book writing.
They might go completely insane, but sometimes it takes stepping outside of the life you’re living to find the life you want.
Sherlock takes one last look out to the horizon, mouth downturned and brow furrowed, before seeming to shake himself and catching up to John with a few long-legged strides. John turns back toward the path cut into the cliffs, climbing steadily toward the rolling downs already green and lush in the weak April warmth.
They reach the top and Sherlock strikes toward the west, back to where their hired Land Rover sits a mile away in a public carpark. John falls into step beside him and takes a deep breath.
“I expected a case,” he starts. “A bit chilly for a walk, really, so. D’you mind telling me what we’re doing out here?”
Sherlock doesn’t even pause, simply tucks his head down against the wind and continues walking.“I’m retiring,” he says simply.
RRRRRRRRRRRRUNS DOES NOT WALK.

I’m so very excited for this :)
mazarin221b replied to your video: Wow. I’m loving this song/band so hard. Sensual,…
Glad you like it! Tessellate is my fave, this one I try not to listen to too closely, though the music is amazing, the lyrics are super creepy!
I’m listening to the whole album right now, and I’m just —

I love music that can make me a little uncomfortable/that stretches my boundaries a bit while listening, so yeah, it’s quite a perfect find :)
Wow. I’m loving this song/band so hard. Sensual, slightly cheeky vocals, dark, layered, riveting sound, coupled with a truly fantastic art video.
Also, I happen to be rereading eldritchhorror’s The Cold Song series right now and the combination of that story and this song is giving me…feelings. Hnng. On that note, if you haven’t read The Cold Song, get on that right away.
Thanks ever so to Maz for sharing this vid on Twitter! I really needed some new music right about now, and Alt-J is turning out to be just the ticket.
Edit: I read up on where this song’s inspiration comes from (a combo of the bandmates’ stomping grounds growing up and a very, very tough scene from Hubert Selby Jr.’s novel Last Exit to Brooklyn — abuse-related trigger warnings apply in spades if you choose to go looking, FYI) and yeah. Definitely a different/deeper appreciation and understanding of the song after the fact. Still fantastic songwriting, albeit waaaaay darker than you think once you understand what he’s singing about. Both disturbing and bewitching.
Rating: M
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Warnings: None
Summary: Five times John didn’t want to be carried, and one time he did.
“Christ, Mike, I think he’s in love with me,” John says, then drops his forehead on the bar.
Mike takes a long swallow of beer, then eyes John a bit more closely. “What the hell makes you think that? He’s not … I mean, not that I don’t like the bloke, I mean, I do, but really. Sherlock? You sure you don’t still have concussion issues?”
Author Notes: This came out of a prompt from PrettyArbitrary’s super secret stash, which she so generously shared with me: John is carried by everyone he knows. “Wouldn’t that make a nice 5+1?” I thought. “I’ve not ever done one.” Well, whether I’ve done one now is sort of up for debate.
Massive beta-ing thanks and a raised glass to Mydwynter, who doesn’t let me be lazy and who likes to give me sarcastic awards. Which, to be fair, I give to him, too, so it all evens out in the end, heh.
New Maz!

A sound outside catches his ear. He looks up, expecting Liam come to hassle him and try his best to make him lose count. But it isn’t.
The tent flap lifts slowly, revealing a tall, lean frame silhouetted against the flame orange sky, face in shadow. John knows that posture, that graceful line of neck to shoulder to arm, and as tunnel vision starts to close in, the man speaks.
“It isn’t Angelo’s, but I thought it might do.”
- From Waiting There For You
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Title: Waiting There For You (series)
Author: Mazarin221b
Rated: R
Wordcount: First one is 10,353 words, and the entire series is roughly 42,000.
Personal Rating: 9/10The heart monitor beeps a quiet, reassuring rhythm. John can see his road before him, endless days of an isolated existence in a sterile safehouse, or thrown back into the midst of a demanding life he isn’t sure he’s ready for. He could go, and once he has a better handle on the situation and Sherlock is well, he could ask to come back. Possibly.
He steels himself and takes up the slim, white hand laying slack on the sheet.
With Moriarty still at large and Sherlock injured, Mycroft sends John back to Afghanistan. This story follows John’s second deployment as an army doctor, and also focuses on the strain this change creates for both Sherlock and John. If you love fiction that is riveting, that grabs your attention and stubbornly refuses to let you go, that makes your heart strong and weak with each new development, then you should probably read this series. I really, really loved it, and Mazaran221b is known as an author that never disappoints.
The first story focuses on John, the second is very Sherlock-centric, and the ones that follow are a magical blend of both.
Oh, wow. That’s such an incredibly lovely review, thank you so very much. /blushing
This is one of my all-time favorite Sherlock/John love stories. I love seeing the personal transformation that each of them go through in their year apart. Really, quite a good way to depict Reichenbach — send John back to Afghanistan, and send Sherlock after him!
Seconded, over and over again. One day, WTFY, one day…
Weeee! Finally getting to post the first installment of my porny goodness recordings.
Thanks to the loin-tinglingly brilliant Mazarin221b for her permission to record these. I had so much fun doing it!
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Take Me Through The Night
Sherlock/John
Author: Mazarin221b
Length: 20:21
Size: 9MB
original text on Ao3Download at the audiofic Archive
Summary: Sherlock makes a startling proposition, and well, they’re both mature, experienced adults, right? What’s another one-night stand, anyway?
Sweat
Sherlock/John
Author: Mazarin221b
Length: 20:42
Size: 9.48 MB
Original text on Ao3Summary: John must be naturally heat-tolerant, Sherlock supposes, and three years stationed near a desert probably increased his ability to deal with the heat tenfold. But his cool poise in the hottest part of the summer irks Sherlock’s stretched nerves in a way he can’t define, and in the certainty of a great idea that only comes in the middle of the night Sherlock is determined to make John sweat.
Feast
Sherlock/John
Author: Mazarin221b
Length: 8:16
Size: 3.79 MB
Original text on Ao3
Podfic listing on Ao3
Download at the Archive
Summary: Porny romp. Tasting and rimming and sexytimes. Hallelujah.
The more Maz, in any format, the better. Get downloading, kids :)